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A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
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What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.