Minte capatoooos

"Minte capatooos" is an expression used to show a negative react to something. In english is "capatoooos is lying".

"Hi, i am not gay."
"Minte capatoooos, yesterday i saw you making out with a girl in a gay club."
"MINTE CAPATOOOS!!"

Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

Mint jelly

A spread to put on meat for extra flovor also induces meow

"that mint jelly made me meow"

welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.

" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"

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mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

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mint stain

When a girl has either a narwb (no apparent reason wet box) or a arwb (apparent reason wet box) and it dries on her undies

I pulled down this slag's panties and she had a massive mint stain

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gert mint

UmMm, Gert Is actually a sentance filler and mint means like.."reli cool"

Alex: Oh Mi Ga Chloe! Did you see that?!?!
Chloe: Yeah! It was gert mint wunt it!

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