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This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
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A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.
Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.
What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.
Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.
Moist tickler refers to when you get a cum shot on your dick after pulling out.
Last night I pulled out to a moist tickler.
A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.
"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"
A wet willie of the bellybutton.
Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie