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The name of the children's card game in the animated series Yu-Gi-Oh! and its manga version.
While the game's origins are constantly questioned, it's believed to be based on Ancient Egyptian stone tablets in which priests and kings captured spirits from another dimension and laid waste to their desert kingdom since they were very bored. It wasn't outlawed in Egypt until the Roman Empire conquered Egypt and forced them to play Pokemon or be enslaved.
Once an ambigious American man with pink hair named Maximillion Pegasus traveled to Egypt with the death of his mistress since that's what multi-million paycheck CEOs do when they mourn. It was then he went on an LSD trip with a racist Egyptian named Shadi and had his eye replaced with a golden ball that can shoot laser beams.
From then on, Duel Monsters has become an international craze despite the fact that none of the cards have writing execpt for numbers, nobody and their supersomputers can quite grasp the rules, and is dominated by guys with crazy outfits and girls with large boobs.
Currently, it ranks number 2 in popular complex games just behind the Naruto Trading Card Game and ahead of full-contact origami.
1. Eye of Judgment is clearly a rip-off of Duel Monsters.
2. Duel Monsters is super special awesome!
3. It's Duel Monsters, not Duel Masters.
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little bastard kitty who runs around purring everywhere who also likes shitting and pissing on pillows.
ricky and bubbles were at cory trevors convince store and saw shit rock aka the purr monster was getting into all the mustard and pop tarts causing a shit storm
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A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.
Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!
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Jelly monster is someone who is consumed by jealousy or spends much time in a jealous rage.
Please don't turn into a jelly monster. It's already hard enough to deal with your jealousy.
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A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.
Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.
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Dude, I'd hate to imagine your parents doing the monster mash.
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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.
Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
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