Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

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Morgan (Male)

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.

Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode

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Morgan Wallen

a handsome ass man who was sent from heaven and is everyone’s dream man

“morgan wallen is my favorite man”

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jennie morgan

A Swedish dominatrix who starred in the internet phenomenon, 2 Girls One Cup, which was a trailer for the fetish porno Hungry Bitches.

Jennie Morgan eats poop lolz

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Colin Morgan

THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.

Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....

"Has anyone seen Colin Morgan lately?"
"Only in my dreams..."

Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye

Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"

Morgan Malmburged

(v) The act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the anus. After complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient.

Austin: "Hey man long time no see! Give me a hug pal!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"