Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.

Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!

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in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

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the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

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mouth virgin

A person that has never engaged in oral sex.

Some of the girls here may still be regular virgins, but none are mouth virgins.

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Gaping Mouth

an act of opening your mouth in surprise /an involuntary act of shock .
kind of like yawning but not

"mom had a gaping mouth when i told her i didn't want an arranged marriage"

clammy mouth

1. A term for having spunk in ypur mouth. Often used to describe people post sex
2. A way of describing someone sucking up to someone else, suggesting that their friendship is so close that have clammy mouths

1. I gave that girl a real good clammy mouth last night

2. A. Look at those over there!
B. They are verbally bumming each other
A. Yeah, they are a right pair of clammy mouths

Glue Mouth

The sticky feeling in ones mouth after a long sleep of mouth breathing; can also be caused by smoking fat sticks

Yo I didn’t brush my teeth last night and I woke up with the worst glue mouth