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When several dudes cum in a mug, you microwave it, and drink/eat it
"... This apple pie tastes worse than the mug muffin I had yesterday..."
to run or leap towards a person, facing sideways or backwards so as to strike them with the buttocks. generally performed on an unsuspecting or distracted person whom the mugger is well acquainted with
"that mark is from where I hit my head after Deena booty mugged me in the hallway and knocked me down."
"yeah I guess she's too big a girl to be doing that shit anymore"
Similar to cum rag a mug that is used to cum into
Do you want a photo of my cum mug?
A single serving of a brownie put into a mug, made in the microwave.
Dude, my mug brownie got stuck in the mug last night.
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When you shotgun a blunt or joint into one of those frozen frosty mugs and fill it to the top with smoke. The smoke will drop in temperature and look like liquid sitting inside the mug. Tilt the mug up and inhale (like you're drinking it) and you'll get a rush of cold goodness straight to your head. Definitely a kick ass way to smoke, and HIGHLY recommended!
"Hey, grab the frosty mug out of the freezer, I want to drink my hit this round"
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a toilet.
I have to brown down on the thunder mug.
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The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.
Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."
(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."
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