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A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.
Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.
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When a guy wears skinny jeans, is wearing a belt, and still has his pants sagging...the big fluffy wad of boxers hanging out of the top of his skinny jeans is the "boxer mushroom."
"That guy's boxer mushroom is definitely not hot. I mean, what's he trying to do? Contain a fart?"
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When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom
Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"
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A term to descibe the image of a woman's flabby calves spilling over the top of a pair of boots. Similar to the term muffin top, except on one's legs.
Did you see her mushroom tops? Her legs barely fit in those boots. Her calves were pouring out the top.
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Something one says when is given an unexcpected bonus.
Joerge not only gave me his stereo, but 5 CDs as well. So that was a big green mushroom.
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A popular caucasian men's haircut in the early 90's that got its name from the overall shape of the doo. This haircut did not survive the test of time and is frowned upon today. If you see anyone currently rocking this haircut you might want to give them the memo. There was a brief hybrid version that surfaced about a year later, in which the underbelly of the shroom was shaved. It was popular amongst the alternative and punk kids.
Hey fun-guy, you might want to shave "mushroom haircut".
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The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
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