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myspace

A website completely hated on Urban Dictionary which is actually not that bad. Helps to keep in touch and meet friends of friends and new people.

DISCLAIMER: It is addictive though...

Today I made a Myspace, so I got to talk to my best friend Stacy who lives in California!

by siaurjadfnjszhjdhaajdh2255885522336 September 22, 2006

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myspace


The recent fad that has swept the world over.Although this site is a very good site for networking and a way for friends to keep in contact with each other it also has many downsides to it
A large majority of the users encourage being an emo fag, a goth whore, a gangstuh thug, or a stupid scene kid. Usual users of "myspace whores" post the most retarded bulletins about doing something ridiculous and reposting on the penalty of having bad luck for the rest of your life, or getting killed at a certain time period in a few days, and other such nonsense. Although this website / networking ploy had many "good" users the majority of the users are emo bitches who like it up the ass, and or scene kids who take picures in their bathrooms, pictures from a "birds eye view" looking up, and photoshopped pictures so they have no acne. Many of these people are known as "myspace whores," usually the myspace whores add random people to their friends list to boost their self esteem and show that they have more "friends" online then in real life

myspace whore: "lets talk on myspace tonight!"
myspace whore#2: "totally we can comment back and forth even tho we live right next door to each other, and our windows are 5 feet apart and i could just call you or come over, but i would rather just comment you or start a message conversation with you"
myspace whore: "thats so true, and we can add random people so we have a larger friends list of people who we dont know and say that we are hot, so our self esteem is raised!"
myspace whore #2: "totally!"

by KiMCHi CrAkA November 3, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


myspace

Okay I've written several MySpace related words before, Let's get real.

A fucked up world of glitzy pictures and glitter graphics. The site, which is bombarded with ''t33nyb00pp3rs'' and overly pathetic teenagers looking to get laid across the globe. Most people over 30 shun the site as ''a waste of America's time'' but we all know that they are lying and they sneak off to use MySpace as well. Pretty soon we won't need phones because MySpace will fill that role. Thankfully we know that Tom, the creator can finally masturbate with knowing he has support, the millions of fucktards that joined MySpace.

myspace-The real global warming

by DizzyLizzy March 6, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


myspace

It's the best site on the internet.
It's the worst site on the internet.
There is basically no inbetween.

Unlike Yahoo and Google and other popular sites, myspace is either a site that you absolutely love and can't get enough of it, or you just look at it and want to throw up. There is no inbetween. Pretty much everybody likes to use Google in one shape or form, and even YouTube is not that bad; a lot of people love YouTube, but myspace is basically a site that you love or just wish it will die.

Person 1: I Love myspace... I can spend all day on it.
Person 2: Ick... I hate it. It just filled with a bunch of pedophiles and 12 year old hoes, and the layout is just horrible, and it's old, like it was made in like 2003, thatz old shit...
You'll never here this: eeh...it's OK!! I can take it or leave it.. woah I can find some parent approved porn on here. *jerks off*

by MySpace Bob December 28, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


myspace

Place where you talk to your friends and hang out and listen to music. And add people, if they seem even remotely familiar, like, from the third grade. Not as bad as everyopne makes it out to be. The only people who criticize it that much are the ones who can't get any friends or their parents won't let them go on, or some other stupid thing.

The only really annoying thing about myspace is the chain letters on the bulletin. GRRR!

Now that you have opended this you have to keep reading. If you break the chain the zombie of (insert name here) will creep out from under your bed at (insert early hour of the morning here).

by myaaa November 8, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


myspace

myspace is an amazing website where ANYONE can find sombody to talk to also 75% of the girls on there are whores

myspace.com rocks
CHECK ME OUT!

by mike hunt February 16, 2005

66๐Ÿ‘ 191๐Ÿ‘Ž


myspace

A website used for two reasons.

#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention.
Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard.

#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn!!!!!!"

Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.

"OMGGGG CMNTS CMNTS CMNTS!!!!"

"I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion!"

"FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM."

"Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace!"
"Who's that?"
"She invented stripes!!!"
"Didn't zebras do that?"

"i TOTALLY know mattgood!!!!!!!!!! we talk on myspace soooo much!"

by Pukecakes May 3, 2007

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