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A tiny penis head buried in a big bush of pubic hair.
That guy was hung like a button on a wool coat.
A british boy who regularly slurs the N-word and records himself doing so, usually wearing a coat.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh it's British boy in coat
Person 1: Woah, I'll go say hi to him
British boy in coat: Shut the fuck up you N-word
This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."
"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.
"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in the form of home abortion with the assistance of a rusty coat hanger.
Man, your mom should have rusty coat hangered your ass!
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A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!
-Greatest bit from Dane Cook
"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"
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the coat hanger kids was a Canadian TV show that was aired during the early 1990's.
marketed as a kid's show. it's main goal was to further explain the sanctity of life as of means of giving alternatives to performing abortion during pregnancy.
as explained in the pilot episode the "said" kid's where aborted children that rose from the un-born dead to speak out against abortion with the teachings of Jesus Christ.
boyfriend: you know this could really cramp our college style?
girlfriend: well i don't know, what would my parents think?
the coat hanger kids: no wait let us explain why you shouldn't give up on our brothers and sister's!
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