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when a girl has a beaten up fanny
that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
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Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.
You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
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The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.
After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.
When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.
I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.
Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.
Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!
One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.
Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.