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when a girl has a beaten up fanny
that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.
You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.
After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.
Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.
Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!
When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.
I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.
One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.
Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.