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Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?

Is that the gold standard we go by now a days?- is a phrase that is used when someone descripts a certain standard of a people in a conversation. This usually is a duh factor answer.

Person 1- The girl I'm dating now wants me to call her mommy when I see her.

Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?

by Hankscolts February 3, 2012

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mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 8, 2021

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Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020


McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: Iโ€™ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. Soโ€ฆ gimme 20 minutes and weโ€™re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. ๐Ÿ™„

by x427 January 9, 2023


Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

by gnr1986 January 10, 2022


bonfire standard

If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being

Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.

by Danny Gocobe July 9, 2023


Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 4, 2015