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A bag of weed that you would never dream of smoking yourself it’s only use is to sell it to others and claim its gas.
Mike said he had the gas but instead he just sold me a bag that looks like it came from the bottom of his Work Pack.
"You know what man, I just want to let you know, if you're looking for somebody to push that work I can do it for you."
To have a long shift for the day that doesn't allow for much, or any leisure time after-wards before going to sleep.
Mother: I thought you'd never call me back. Everything OK?
Son: Yeah, I'm sorry. My partner Steve has been sick the past few days. I've been living at work this week, but I'll have off on Monday and Tuesday again.
The result of working so much that you can't function normaly when you finally have time off
I wasn't drinking last night, I have a work hangover
Something that is okay by law (mostly), but against company policy.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of this girl getting hit in the head with an RC car!
Guy 2: Man, we can't look at that at work, it's totally not work legal!
Guy 1: But look at the girl! She got hit in the head with an RC car!
Boss: You two are fired.
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Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.
"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.
A beer drank while at work. Generally covered up by drinking it in something other than a beer glass, i.e. soda cup, coffee cup, etc.
"Are you drunk?"
"yeah, I had a few too many work sodas tonight."
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