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the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??
Do you want to jump?
“Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”
A placeholder for any swear word you were about to say, but are too lazy to think of a creative one.
Man: HOLY (enter word here)
Girl: What?
Phrase originally used by Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Brett Myers during a confrontation with a reporter which has now been used to alert others via text message about the death of a celebrity. This has developed into a competition to send your friend the "boom, outta here" message before he or she sends it to you.
However, this can also be used to signify the end of something
Nathan: Sending text message on 6/25/09 Michael Jackson - Boom, outta here
Jeff: Really? Shit!
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Nathan: Did you hear that Brown won the election in Massachusetts?
Tim: Health Care Reform - Boom, outta here
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When spoken to a man, by a woman, who is seated comfortably in the front seat of a car, on a rainy day, outside Starbucks, translates into English as: Venti Cappuccino with almond milk and a vanilla bean pastry, please.
I'll wait here.
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The phrase you say when you are about to disembark from a building, or when you finna pull out of your girl.
Girl: Please give me dat thicc nut
Guy: OH NAHHHHHHH WHEEZY OUTTA HERE!
Guy #1: oh shit the cops are here
Guy #2: Oh nah bruv, I'm finna Wheezy on outta here
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a phrase mainly used by rednecks and other southerners to get a black male's attention in a rude, racial manner.
Old redneck: You n***er over there! Come here boy!
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A term used to encourage men to just go for the first piece of ass available instead of waiting for a potential soulmate that may never come.
Guy: "I don't know...when will I ever meet Ms. Right?"
Friend: "Forget Ms. Right! Got for Ms. Right Here!"
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