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4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).
"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."
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First and foremost, this is to be done by professionals only. The sheer timing alone, is unpredictable, at best. You have your partner(probably best done with a hooker, less chance of you getting injured) lie on her back. Insert penis into mouth. These next few moves must be done with speed. Piss in her mouth, punch her in the stomach and get your penis out of her mouth; before she bites it off. The end result will be a fountain of urine spewing out of her mouth and if done properly, shooting from her nose. A site so beautiful, it will bring a tear to your eye.
I asked Jessica if she would like a golden shower, much to my surprise she opted for the Florida Fountain. Luckily I still have my penis.
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An autistic city where anything is possible gang activity, drug use, crazy homeless people and much more it’s fun to live there tbh
You from margate Florida bruh lucky
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The really shitty part of Florida. This isn't the pristine beaches of Orlando. This is the trailer-filled shithole full of red necks who have never seen the ocean (even though it is only an hour away). The only reason people go to inland Florida is to leave it.
Evan: I'm heading down to inland Florida for spring break!
Spencer: Fucking sucks to be you, watch out for the gators and Trump-supporting trash people.
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A professional ice hockey team located in Estero, Florida. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Albany River Rats, and the Rochester Americans of the AHL, and the Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers of the NHL.
LETS GO FLORIDA EVERBLADES!!!!
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The best hockey team in the word !! Has some of the hottests players .. Lukas Krajicek , Nathan Horton
Did you see the florida panthers game
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Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.
"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"
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