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Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls
On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing
Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.
It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.
An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.
The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight”