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Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.
Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
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A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
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Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.
We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.
When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain
Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking
Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?