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Letting out gross horse farts in public places.
Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."
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A barrage of unwanted/unsolicited dick pics
Getting blown up by text pics of dicks
I wasn't into him after two dates so I ghosted. Now I'm getting dick nuked daily.
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when a guy ejactulates into a marker and shoves it into a lower oriface
its sticky nuke time!
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When someone drops a Nuke they fart loudly, and it is insanely smelly. Sometimes the person who dropped a nuke sharts as well.
"I am going to drop a nuke, so watch out "
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Nachos made quick and simple: in the nukerwave! Usually using beans straight from a can or salsa straight from a jar.
Great for an instant snack when you can't be bothered actually cooking, but lame when served in a restaurant or cafe for good money.
"I wonder if they serve real nachos or just nuke-chos in this place?"
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Indiana Jones, at the beginning, when he hides in the fridge to protect himself from the nuke. Nuking the Fridge
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Taking a day DUMP inside of a refrigerator
Oh my stomach isn't feeling to good I just had to nuke the fridge.
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