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When you own a 1995 yamaha timberwolf and you get crazy on it in the snow!
yo johnny just got buck around that corner on the twolf! so now he is T Wolfing
A boy who only dates older women and courts them ferociously.
He's dating a woman 5 years older than him. He's such a baby wolf.
To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.
Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
David Wolfe is a fucking tool.
When you get drunk and throw up into someone's mouth then have them throw that back up into your asshole, then have then either shove their dick up your ass or tongue punch your fart box, all while both parties are wearing wolf fursuits.
1. I'm gonna Booze Wolf the fuck outta you.
When you stand in a surfing position on top a speeding vehicle, usually while listening to loud music.
"we should go teen wolfing, i'll drive"
jarrod had to leave for a couple minutes to go barehand the wolf