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old softy

A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.

That man is beyond "P" whipped! He is an old softy....

by timbone666 January 18, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


old skool

1. derived from "old is kool" becoming "old's kool" and then becoming "old skool"
meaning old is cool.
2. something that is out of date.

1. old skool to the max! yeh!
2. oh man, PONG! thats old skool!

by playb0i April 1, 2005

247๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Kanye

A term former Kanye West "fans" use to describe his rapping style in his first 3 albums because Yeezus is too different for them and any stylistic or tone change makes them immediately want the old Kanye back.

Omg I miss old Kanye he was so much better on this song now he just sold his soul to the devil!! - Some butthurt youtuber

by Falconpwn August 23, 2014

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Old Bill

Centre of liberty, nobility and honour. The centre of existence where the sun shines forever and anon. The Old Bill is a symbol to the faithful inhabitants of the northern district of Liverpool called Evertonia. Old, true and loyal football supporters from the city of Liverpool hail from the shadow of the Old Bill and they exclusively support Everton Football Club, a club that represents the downtrodden and who encapsulates the notion that you love your homeland for eternity. The Old Bill is not immune to superficial decay as human neglect and the torments of the scouse weather can attack the ancient old brick which resembles a furnace when the shines upon on it. However, the greatest threat to the future of the Old Bill is the ravages inflicted on it by Der Kopite. Der Kopite has taken it upon himself to carry through the wholesale destruction of this venerable structure for the Der Kopite knows that the good men and women of the tree lined streets of Evertonia can only endure the misery of living in a Kopite controlled city by looking to the defiant spire of the Old Bill which can be seen through the whole of Evertonia and indeed to the very edges of the city of Liverpool. The consequences if the Old Bill were to crumble into dust can barely be comprehended but undoubtedly it would mean the ruination of Everton Football Club, the annhilation of the morale of the few good people left in Liverpool (a city controlled by eastern vermin who wear replica red shirts, drink pints of lager on sunday in a gangster controlled public house while watching 'their' football team, Liverpool F.C., play on the propaganda channel, Sky Sports) and finally as Dostoyevsky said "If the Old Bill does not exist, then everything is permitted". In short, NO OLD BILL=ANARCHY. Good men of Evertonia stand tall and fight back!

In the beginning God created the Old Bill. And God saw that it was good. And God got bored and decided to create more mundane things like the Earth and finally, as a bit of lark, he created Man.

by He Rides July 22, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Spice

A perfume designed for men to make them smell good and disguise body odors when they don't have time to shower

Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!

by SlopNChop May 16, 2017

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


old pussy

A bitch that you used to fuck until she became a total psycho hose beast.

Your friend: Damn, that chick is hot.
You: Yeah, she is, but that is old pussy.

by TheRJ February 6, 2003

98๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Olde english

A malt liquor formerly brewed by pabst,i think its its own company now... 7.5% alchoholic content. It usually comes in 40 oz bottles and costs aywhere from 2.00- 3.00 dollars.
King of malt liquors.

Dude pick me up a 40 of olde english at the liquor store

by REED April 8, 2003

115๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž