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Mother:I Love You Hunn!:)
Kidd: Olive You 2 Mom! Lol
Me: Awww So Cute!;)
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When the male has a massive penis and shoves it into females rear end without her knowing
He pulled a dirty Oliver last night
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A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)
If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.
Guest: "Hey boy, bring me some more Parmesan cheese for my salad"
Server: "It's Romano cheese, actually."
Guest: "I didn't come to Olive Garden to be lectured by a waiter. Just grind the cheese boy!"
Server: "YES SIR! How about a refill on that ice tea sir?"
Guest: "Yeah go get my drink and hold the advise."
Server: "Hope you like nutsack in your tea, bitch." says waiter as he walks away.
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beck oliver is the HOTTEST character on victorious! Prove me wrong but Andre competes with him.. they both so damn fine but beck oliver is played by Avan Jogia, a canadian. Beck dates Jade west throughout most of the show, she is played by elizabeth gillies.
beck oliver is the hottest on victorious, prove me wrong!
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A presenter of the T4 show on Channel 4. A fat twat with waddle laden arms, much like a shaved Yeti. Her behaviour consists of laughing and smirking at inside jokes. Miquita Oliver also enjoys insulting every celebrity that appears on T4 and acts superior when she is just a bottom feeding sycophant. T4 also includes such presenters as walking cock and herpes spreader Steve Jones as well as some lanky deep voiced nobhead.
Miquita Oliver: I'm friends with Lily Allen, like whatever. I also do cocaine and eat box.
Me: She's a cunt, you're a cunt too.
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A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.
If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.
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Greatest looking man on earth.
Person 1: Man, that guy looks like Oliver Sykes!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH! WHERE!?!?!??!?!??!
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