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A musical pelican named Dan, perhaps the only one of its kind. Often referred to as "Pelly"
1) Listen to Pelican Dan drop this tune, its a bloody dream.
2)It looks like Pelican Dan has got something in his bill.
3)Pelican Dan's crew are known as The Bill.
A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. He was born from the sweat of a hot gay sex session featuring Chuck Norris, King Leonidas, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Julius Ceaser, and from the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly spherical head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible. However, you can continue the legend of Dan Kelly by making jokes such as "Dan Kelly naked...(add anything. Anything at all)" or just yelling "Dan Kelly" at passerbys will brighten their days. Tell these jokes to your friends, have your friends pass them on, and appreciate the joy that Dan Kelly brings to small children on Christmas, Hannuakuah, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day.
Max: Hey, Dan Kelly naked solving a Rubik's Cube in 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
Steve: Yeah? Well, Dan Kelly naked playing the acoustic guitar in the lunar module.
Max: Nice. Dan Kelly naked stacking the chairs in a women's prison.
Steve: Damn, you're good.
-Also-
Tim: Hey Dan Kelly!
Dan Kelly:Shut your goddamn mouth and go climb a wall of dicks.
Tim: Okay...
-Finally-
Max: DAN KELLY!!!!!
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Web comic author and owner of the website Clone Army. Infamous for all-black pages, bad excuses, and not updating. Synomous with fail and Duke Nukem Forever
Sometimes referred to as Dan Kim Forever
Can be used as a verb.
Reader A: Did you read the new Dan Kim comic?
Reader B: Oh he's updating again? Nah, whats it about?
Reader A: It's called "Eternal Heart", 472 pages of pure black.
Mark: I was working on a new song, but then I got lazy and kind of Dan Kim'ed it.
Tom: So it's 7 minutes long of blank nothing?
Mark: Nah, I just didn't do it, and gave you a lame excuse. Just like Dan Kim.
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When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...
Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!
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People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)
Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
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A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual
You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !
A large,plump,kind boi that touches people up for fun, supports the Albion and loves sosig
Dan Adams tumbled down the hill, flattening it in the process