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Green Friday is a reform movement that refers to a variety of social, economic, and political concepts.
As a social theory, Green Friday is rooted in the desire to bring mindful practice, self-expression, experiential learning and compassion to individual and community behavior.
As an economic theory, Green Friday promotes social identity development over economic growth and efficiency, utilizing ecologic economic and open-source praxis.
As a political theory, Green Friday seeks to encourage a transparent and accountable law process that allows for the maximum public input in the democratic system.
The Green Friday reform movement was established by the Green Friday Foundation, Inc. on June 2, 2008.
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A lemon. Refers to the long held belief that cars built in the US on a Friday were more likely to have problems, due to the UAW folks being drunker than they are on other days of the week.
"That rattling in the door turned out to be a broken Rolling Rock bottle. Goddamn Friday car."
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A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.
Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
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Pink Friday is MORE THEN A DEFINITION ITS A LIFE STYLE AND A CULTURE. PINK FRIDAY IS EVERYDAY. Paint the world pink 💖
Hatin ass bitch : “it’s Green Saturday ”
Supporter and friend: “it’s pink Friday girl!!”
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People who wander around their neighborhood looking for something to do on Friday nights. This could include a band, gang or group of friends. The group usually missions for food, climbs/mounts buildings, and infiltrates illegal areas.
Band Member 1 "Yo, what are the Friday Knights doin' tonight?"
Band Member 2 "Lets mount some shit. Lets break into the school"
Band Member 1 "Nah B. Lets mission throught the sewers"
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Mayo Friday is the weekly celebration of Mayo Friday.
One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.
Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following:
Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit)
Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!")
Posting on social media about Mayo Friday
Telling others about Mayo Friday
While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.
Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.
Some notable Mayo Fridays include:
Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday."
Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage."
Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.
"It's Ketchup Thursday. Damn."
"Hey, don't worry. Tomorrow is Mayo Friday."
"Why are you in such a good mood?"
"Mayo Friday is in less than a week, man!"
"Hey, Jug. Your birthday is this Friday, right?"
"Yeah! It's Mayo Friday Jugday!"
"Welcome to Mayo, Kentucky."
"Finally. I'm home."
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a weekly holiday on Thursdays consisting of boos, boos, and more boos...starting off the weekend right.
"Happy Friday's Eve, lets get f'd up!"
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