Gimp Tuesday

A game popular among groups of male friends.

If, at any point on a Tuesday, one person shouts: "Gimp Tuesday!" his friends must all respond similarly: "Gimp Tuesday!"

The last person to respond is the loser. He has to suck off the initiator.

A man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Three other man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Final man: "Oh, crumbs."

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bingus tuesday

the day of the week in which everyone is morally obliged to celebrate bingus and his brilliance.

diametrically opposed to floppa friday

Person 1: "Hey what day is it today? Is it floppa friday yet?"
Person 2: "no it is BINGUS TUESDAY u FOOL"
Person 1: "mm"

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me on a tuesday

What you say when someone says something relatable

Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday

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What a Tuesday

Associated to Call of Duty: Black Ops, this term refers to something in the game that everyone thought was cool on Tuesday, the first day the game came out, but then was understood to be garbage once people came to their senses.

Fag- "Guys I just got the Enfield with Reflex sight and a custom smiley-face reticle!"
Person- "What a Tuesday..."

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turnup tuesday

turning up every tuesday with your bae, bestfriend, etc.

I love turnup tuesday

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Taco Tuesday

When a man spreads salsa all over a women's pussy and then proceeds to fuck her

John: im gonna give Carole the Taco Tuesday special

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Black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.

Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?

Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke

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