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Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.

LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.

by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023


master commander

Being the best at something (i.e. relationships, games, dancing, singing, etc.)

John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*

by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018


battle commander

Battle commander is Ghanaian slang for phone or mobile.

Yo, flash me up on the battle commander whenever.

by JWC24 February 16, 2018


Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.

Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup

by lunarsauce July 14, 2011


On Command

The band that hot dude Cj plays in

What? You didn't know Cj plays in On Command?

by Stop Posting About Among Us June 8, 2021


Command hook

Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.

by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023


clit commander

good penis

dayum dat boy is packing a clit commander

by karbear8459 January 27, 2017