cleave-crumb

When you eat a particularly crumbly piece of food and the crumbs get stuck in your cleavage.

Louise: Wow this cookie is so dry and delicious!
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.

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vag crumbs

the little nubbins that appear after i bang out my girlfriend when i'm krunked.

yo, i woke up the other day to find vag crumbs all over the sheets. what the fuck!

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Bed crumbs

Crusties from cum after it dries that has loosened in unwashed sheets...yuuuck

Dude had bed crumbs he was soooo dirty!!!

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crumbed sausage

My new Pro Skate Downhill Board

Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...

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crumbed chicken

engaging in vaginal sex at the beach once the female is wet the male puts sand on her vagina

last night i gave my bitch crumbed chicken for main course and a kiss for dessert

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Dick Crumb

-crumbs that falll off of a dudes dick when being given head to.

-someone who sucks, a douchebag, mean etc.

i hate the bitch, she's being such a dick crumb

yo, i sucked up mad dick crumbs when i gave him head.

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butt crumbs

Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.

Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"

Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."

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