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To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
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When the homies put too much sanitiser on their meat and they need to slap it off
I'm finna sanny slap you later tonight ;)
1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated
Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.
If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.
Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.
A game played with seroquel. Disclaimer: Seroquel is a prescription antipsychotic AND a heavy sedative. Use caution when using seroquel and, uh... Don't play this. Yeah, don't play it. I'm one of those idiots you hear about.
Anyways, the rules are as follows. Two persons take an equal, rather small, SAFE dose of seroquel. They then sit near (or classically across from) each other. The goal is to stay awake and help keep your friend awake... With friendly slaps. The goal is NOT to slap the fuck outta the other person, damage or fights are to be avoided. The goal is merely to keep each other awake and fucked up on seroquel. That's how you "win."
"Me and John found some of his crazy uncles seroquel and we played Seroquel Slaps last night!"
"My brain feels like melted ice cream because of the seroquel."
""We both lost at seroquel slaps last night and we woke up in pools of drool!"
"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"
"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"
When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.
Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.