snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back

I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.

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Set the table

When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.

Example 1

"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"

Example 2

"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"

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Table Jew

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.

When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.

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Table Pancake

A pancake ordered for the table, to share. You want to order savory breakfast, but everyone also wants a pancake on the side.

Hey, do y'all wanna split a table pancake?

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coffee table

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

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table slut

That person who sits at different lunch tables everyday,just to switch up their routine,regardless if the people at different tables like them or not. This corresponds with sluts being all up on other guys.

A table slut is to different lunch tables,as a slut is to different guys. Hence the term, table slut.

Alexis: I fucking hate that kid.
Lunch Table: Why?..
Alexis: He's such a table slut, he's not welcome here.

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square table

To intimately hold a conversation between an even number people with the maximum of four entities. When 2 people decide to square table, they sit on opposite ends of the table(metaphorically) and begin their conversation for plans of action or occasional venting. Square table talks remain lowkeyand imitate business-like atmosphere.

The word could also be modified to fit 3("triangle table") or any number larger than 4("round table") people.

Bro, I really need to square table about what happened today.

Let's set up a round table to tommorow's party

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