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A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
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A policy of safe and ineffectual behavior. Someone who eschews the common observation of "no risk, no reward". Exemplified by wanna-be's, esp. girlfriends, that feebly attempt a skateboarding trick/ollie on a soft surface.
Don't ollie on the grass.
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The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG
Bob: *quarter squatting 225*
Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
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An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.
Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.
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a wife whose husband abandoned without dvorcing her.
poor Mrs Wilson, she's been a grass widow since two years.
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TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
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Scum of the earth, usually found huddled in fields with nets.
Friend #1: Your father was a grass fairy.
Friend #2: Bullshit!
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