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An interfaith religious community center that is to be located two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some people think that the location is insensitive because it is a house of worship for Muslims and extremist Muslims attacked us on 9-11-01. Almost everyone who supports it is UN-American because they believe in freedom of religion for Muslims that haven't the slightest connection with Al-Qaeda.
Hey Bob, do you believe that the Ground Zero Mosque should be built? Hell no, its a victory for the terrorists.
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a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.
Taking a stance of being morally right in order to be viewed by your peers of being a good person, most people just use the moral high ground as an attempt to look good in an argument.
Person 1: "Michael J Fox can't use an Etch-A-Sketch because of Parkinson's."
Person 2: "Wow, that is so offensive."
Person 1: "Stop taking the moral high ground."
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A high school in battle ground, duh, known for it's aggressive/wild-roaming bunners, overpopulation of slutty freshman, and drugs like marijuana, black-tar, and meth. The bathroom urinals are most likely full of chew/dip. As soon as a bghs girl turns 16 she MUST get a trashy tattoo. The parking lots are full of shitty jeeps and ricers. Not a single attractive teacher presides at BG. They've failed at every sport but golf and boast more STD's than Kenya. If you ever end of having sex with a bghs girl.. wear protection. Your dick with probably turn black and blue if you don't. Whatever you do, don't fuck any bghs females. especially freshman.
"oh you go to battle ground highschool?"
"wow, thats a shitty school"
"I know"
"are you gay?"
"probably"
"you're probably a bunner, drive a jeep, have been arrested for some kind of drug offense, or a whore, aren't you?"
"yup"
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In aviation, "ground" control is always "121" in the first three digits of the frequency. In this case, Ground point niner would be "121.900".
Boston Tower: American 1070, cross runway four left and four right via Charlie, then contact ground point niner on the other side.
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When a male grinds excessively with a female so long that the skin on the males dick becomes raw from friction
Man last night was amazing but now I've got ground raw beef and it hurts like hell.
when a person is falling deeper into a K-hole or other drug-induced state of incoherence and stupidity, and they start to slump over and eventually fall out of their chair, landing on the ground. At this point, they are also for the most part unable to communicate and just stare blankly (if their eyes are open). Also occurs when your roll kicks in hard, and first you have to stop dancing and stand still for a minute, cuz you just wanna FEEL it, then you just have to sit down, just for a minute, then your head's tilted back with your eyes rolled back in yer head fo' DAYS!!!! If you're not at a club or other public place you might get kicked out of, usually progresses to sitting on the floor and leaning on the wall or furniture, and maybe even to just laying on the ground or one another, sprawled out cuz you're goin' THRU it!!!
Those K-whores put so much shit up their noses, I just sat back and watched as, one by one, they all started to go to ground.
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