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Headphone Jock

Someone Who Wears There Headphones All Day An Ignores Everyone Else.

Talkin 2 Your Friends While Rockin Yo Headphones Bumpin Music Makin You A Headphone Jock.

by Crusifie July 27, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jock Stalker

Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.

-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...

by HorsesEatApples November 18, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


on my jock

same as "on my back" or "in my face", when other people won't leave you alone and are bugging the hell out of you, particularly when it concerns something you have already taken care of, something you are completely aware of, or is completely under control.

I just got here and already like twelve people are on my jock!

by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004

88πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


jock strap

First called a "BIKE JOCKEY STRAP" in the 1890s,it was sold to bicyclists to prevent NUT ACHES while riding a bike on bumpy, unpaved roads. BIKE became a brand name and there famous and popular garment was known by most as a JOCKEY-STRAP until about the 1970s when its started to be known as just a JOCK.
Jocks (or Athletic Supporters) were required equipment for all 7th. through 12 grade boys during P.E. class at most all of the nation's schools until about 1985 a trend toward loose nuts (the boxer rebellion) may have been the downfall of the JOCK-
strap in America.

"Kowinski ! Where's your Jock-strap ?

by Jack Ofealot September 26, 2003

253πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


Swagger Jocking

Act of overly complimenting, praising, obsessing about someone’s style, talent, personality.

Damn, I know I'm funny but sometimes my sister compliments me so much it's just out of hand... she's always swagger jocking!

by Jannini via IRIDER April 29, 2008

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jocked Up

To get ready to battle or go to war.
Put on your gear and game face.

The warrior was jocked up and ready to go do some killing.

by Jerry Nelson September 27, 2010

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


rim jock

(1)Lover of Bum, one who enjoys pleasures of the anus. Specifically one who desire nothing more than to ram their throbbign cock into an ass.

2) derogative term used to show dislike for a man, or less usually, a woman.

3) derogative term for Gay.

(1) God, My Ex was a Total Rim Jock, My rim's red raw!

(2) Look at this cupboard, Hannah Smith, What a Rim jock.

(3) Hannah's Ex Boyfreind is a Rim Jock.. Eurgh

by Puffisgay October 10, 2007

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž