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Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus

Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.

by kerb-stirer May 12, 2018


net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fox sports net

A cable sports channel. Unlike wordESPNword, which provides nationalized coverage, Fox Sports Net is more regional in nature, with various regions of the country each having their own version of the network, thus providing more coverage of local teams.

"The Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State football game was carried on Fox Sports Net."

by TheEvilOne June 22, 2003

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nothing But Net

When one swallows ejaculate straight down the throat during oral sex, without any semen entering or touching the sides of the mouth or tongue - Swish, nothing but net.

That girl gave me the best blowjob of my life, she swallowed me deep, nothing but net.

by Maida_gc April 22, 2021

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Holy Hockey net

The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.

β€œAll hail the Holy Hockey Net and everything it does.”

by larron godly 5 May 21, 2019


foe net bangin

When someone uses β€œFoe net bangin” they are admitting to be an extreme pussy and beta male. They are asking you to rail them in the ass because they are also gay as fuck. This term is commonly used by Marco and his gang members.

Yo owen you β€œFoe net bangin” or nah?

by skxeptikz June 21, 2021


Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica September 21, 2015