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A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy
Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.
The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”
01.) The warm titties of a female
Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!
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When an older woman or man is kept by a wealthy younger man.
That young guy with the old guy must be a hooker. Nope, that sugar puppy is the one paying.
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when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.
My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.
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Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.
"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"
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