Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

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Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.

Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."

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Lil Weasel

A mod on gtaforums who called me sad when I posted in the wrong part of the website.

Lil weasel is a dick

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Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

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Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

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Stink Weasel

An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.

OR

One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.

Brian you fucking STINK WEASEL

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Stench Weasel

A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.

Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yeah, Craig is a stinky ugly bastard!

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