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(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.
My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.
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A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:
1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now
This works with really any food but especially old pad thai
Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night
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to help with feminine discomfort
tamia- i am in so much discomfort
katryce-here is a heating pads it should help
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A tablet that is designed to look like an iPad but it's much cheaper, harder to use and slower.
Dick: Merry Christmas Wendy I hope you like your present!
Wendy: I hate it it's a Li-Pad!
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A place where the elderly go to have sexual intercourse with both younger and older people.
James why don't we go the neighborhood Sugar Pad and get some aged ass.
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The area above the vagina that is soft and puffy so you can pound that bitch.
Her pound pad was kind of hairy but also squishy so I'm not sore even though I destroyed that pussy.
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Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8?
Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!
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