(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.
My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.
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A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:
1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now
This works with really any food but especially old pad thai
Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night
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The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.
Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?
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A tablet that is designed to look like an iPad but it's much cheaper, harder to use and slower.
Dick: Merry Christmas Wendy I hope you like your present!
Wendy: I hate it it's a Li-Pad!
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The internal (NOT EXTERNAL!) electronic attenuation of radio frequency signal present at the input of a fiber optic transmitter expressed in dB (decibels).
The pad set of transmitter one is .5dB.
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Devices used strictly to do one thing. Get pussy.
James got hella tang using his shin pads.
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A place where the elderly go to have sexual intercourse with both younger and older people.
James why don't we go the neighborhood Sugar Pad and get some aged ass.
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