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A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.
Paw Paw for Jesus!
Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.
Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.
Some greasy fruit that apparently grows on the banks of the Susquehanna river throughout central Pennsylvania. However, this information is disputed as of 2021 as no one except some guy named Jake has seen them.
Jake: Have you guys ever ate a Paw Paw? They’re delicious!
Anyone else: No.
Paw Paw is a small town in West Virginia, it's basically a ghost town that gives you wrong turn vibes. It either has inbreads and hicks or inbreads and hicks there is no inbetween
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go to Paw Paw today?"
Guy 2:"Look man you knew what happened in wrong turn, you think that's a good idea?"
When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!