nightmare pb

A legendary Scenario paintball player, streamer, OLD af, but also a kind hearted tedy bear that couldn't hurt a fly.dont get me wrong though,In paintball you fear for your life when you play with him

John: nightmare pb is playing with us
Alin : of fuck we are going to die
Lucas : ha I am on nightmare pb's team we'er going to dominate the field

PB n' J

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.

"He's such a . . . what's the word? . . . Ah yes, PB n' J.

Keep it PB

Keep it Plant Based, No beef, No static
To keep the peace. Play on the vegan diet to keep the peace .
Keep it green, healthy.

I want jane and lisa to keep it PB. I dont like when they beef .

pb&jt

Peanut Butter Jelly Time:

Ususally used as an inside joke between family guy fans. Although they may think that it is an inside joke, it isn't because almost everybody knows it.

Dude, guess what?

What?

Its PB&JT

OH yeah!!!


"♪Its Peanut butter Jelly Time!♪"

PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.

Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule

PBS mom

A mom who completely or mostly bases her son/daughter's life from programs and shows about parenthood. Many PBS moms children will be subject to the following. :

> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...

Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.

''oh my god my mom wont even let me out beacouse i wont put my hat on and some docter on TV told her that 20% of body heat escapes from your head! Such a PBS mom'...'

PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).

My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.