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When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “
A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like
“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”
it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again
Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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A very strong dog that scares the crap out of you. Often found in crack houses.
He sicked his mean pet boo on the vice officer.
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Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.
"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."
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A pet-sitter is a girl (or guy) who thinks he/she is a girlfriend/boyfriend to someone who is out of town hooking up with randoms knowing that his/her pet is in good hands.
Marcus went to Hawaii for work, leaving his 13 year old dog with his 'Pet Sitter'. Marcus was able to check in with said "pet-sitter" to ensure his dog's happiness, while still carousing around Hawaii trolling for a good time.
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