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Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like
“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”
it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again
Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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A very strong dog that scares the crap out of you. Often found in crack houses.
He sicked his mean pet boo on the vice officer.
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Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.
"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."
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A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.
Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.
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