It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.
Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality
Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!
When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"
Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
Regional name in the greater Philadelphia area for bagels
I want some Philadelphia toast with cream cheese