pigeon killer

AKA Clinton Green, who claims to have "accidentally" stepped on a healthy pigeon, murdering the poor bird while walking down the street.

Luckily, the bird probably never saw its death coming, since the pigeon killer has such big feet.

Watch out! The pigeon killer is coming! RUUUUUNNNN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!!!

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Pigeon French

Pigeon French is a derogatory term for the irritating "French Creole" language spoken by Haitians.

Haitian Cab Driver: "BOM-BOM-BOM POULET"

Fare: "No, I said Left goddammit, stop with all that pigeon french & get off the fucking phone!

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pigeon peck

This action is done by a stoner with a bag of weed that is mostly shake with a few buds. The object is to pick out the bud pieces before having to smoke the shake.

Check out all of these tiny buds I got out of that bag of shake. I had to pigeon peck them out one by one. Let's smoke up!!!

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pigeon herpes

a great way to change subjects
and
a phrase used to keep people from chasing birds

if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity

ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"

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don't be a pigeon

To not act dumb or inconsiderate. To stay out of the T zone. To stay safe. To be a sexy beast.

Martha was being dumb, so I told her "don't be a PIGEON!!!"

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Piss Pigeon

Godly figure of piss, usually tied to incest and toilets. As well as depression

“Is that the piss pigeon?”
“Yeah”
“omg I’m honored. All hail the mighty piss pigeon”

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🐦...pigeon

Something you say when u have nothing else to say, or you’re bored

(Person one)🐦...pigeon
(Person 2) what?

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