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(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.
Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.
Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."
An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.
Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!
The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.
Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.
That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).
"I sure did unload a big tub of White Piss on her chest"
Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.
"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."
Instead of damn! Shit! Or any other expletive.
The vacuum broke. You say:
Oh Piss! I need a new vacuum.