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1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.
2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.
3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.
Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.
Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD
Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"
Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
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What you got going on today is the result of the decisions you have made along the way. Bad habits, good habits (good in your eyes, bad in others eye. Depends who you ask.)
My pain is caused by my pleasures.
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a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
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I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.
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the word describes it.
it is not its been a pleasure doing business with you, if you are reading this you know what i talkin' bout man.
Man: How much will that be?
P:200 dollars
Man: okey dokey
P: its been a business doing pleasure with you.
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If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures