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PMS ( painful memory syndrom)

painful memory syndrome : When someone does or says something that reminds you of a very painful memory causing you to have PMS (painful memory syndrome)

Don't talk about streaking...that makes me think of the time we saw those old guys naked...ugh talk about "PMS ( painful memory syndrom)"

by T-Niz August 14, 2008


The PMS bitch switch

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.

Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH

by the mix up September 02, 2011


PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.

"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

by Juicer June 12, 2006


International Male PMS Day

When all the men in the world decide to be assholes and whine like bitches about everything, all on the same day

Girl one "...and he's being such an ass today."
Girl two " yeah Lucas and my dad are too."
Girl one " It must be international male PMS day"
Girl two " Ah damn"

by BoysCauseDramaToo March 03, 2010


PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.

Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

by Sir Julio November 11, 2010


May 20 1:14 pm

The most romantic day of the year. May 20 turns into 520 and 1:14pm in 24 hour clock becomes 1314, hence, 520 13:14. 520 1314 is the abriviation of "I Love You, till the day I die, till the end of the world".

Kenneth left work early on May 20 1:14 pm to spend the day with his spouse, Emily.

by _boEboE July 01, 2006


Am 2 Pm Kids

Little durty faggit kids who sit outside the am 2 pm smoking all day.

STEVE: Know callum that fuckin dirty pinner mark bitch.
Shea: Yea isn't he one of those Am 2 Pm Kids?

by Am faggots January 19, 2007