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When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.
He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.
This is a word that means to f*ck off. If you are wondering what each individual word means, here you go. Elisy doesn't mean anything, ose means Carbohydrate, polar means pole, and opp, means two things on opposite sides. It means to f*ck off because if you take the bottom half of the bottom line POLAR OPP and put it over the bottom half of the top line you get f*ck you. This is found on t-shirts
elisy ose
polar opp
put these in caps
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When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.
"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"
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When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.
Ben: No way, that sucks.
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Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.
The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.
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a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.
Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.
Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.
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A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.
Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj
Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night
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