Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.

Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.

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pole walker

1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.

2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.

Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.

I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"

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curtain pole

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

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cole the pole

A guy at camp who is tall and skinny and looks like a pole, not given to the fact his dick is long like a pole too

OMG! i just had sex Cole the pole, i really loved his pole

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Pole dance

the national dance of Poland (where the Poles live)

A Scottish student to a Polish student: Is the pole dance your national dance?

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North Pole

North Oakland - California (notable spots - Bushrod park)

North Pole bitch!

Pole bound nigga!

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pole to hole

The act of laying next to another man with your dick, or "pole", directed towards that of his ass, or "hole.

Yo I'm trying to workout here, quit laying pole to hole.

or
I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.

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