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Verb: The act of using emotions, lies, false accusations and broken logic to undermine your opponent and win an argument in a political arena. This often involves twisting various sources, such as religion, to look like they say that your views are right.
Motives include, but are not limited to: For money, power, fun and for the lulz.
Noun form: Political Troll
See also: Troll Politics
Friend: "Why would that senator say that the president is from Mexico?"
Guy: "It doesn't matter, he's just political trolling."
Buddy: "Dude, that guy could not possibly be that stupid!"
Pal: "What do you expect? He's a political troll."
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A belief by women who are so undesirable by everyone usually due to some combination of bad attitude, unpleasantness, wanting to use someone as arm candy, and generally being fat and unhygienic that they become political lesbians, encouraging bi chicks to not date men or strait women to become lesbian. There are generally two types of these women, first type are strait but they are undesirable to men so they want to get revenge on the men whomst refused to date men by converting as many women as possible to be lesbians. The second type is lesbians who are fat and creep on non-obese lesbians whomst hope to convert strait women to lesbian so they can take advantage of someone not familiar with lesbian dating, known to target especially inexperienced women or women on the autism spectrum. Legbeard bi women usually don't end up here since they alternate between hating men and woman depending on the gender of the last crush to reject them was.
lesbian 1: don't date her, she is a political lesbian type 1 she just wants revenge on men
bi chick: what of Karen, she asked me out?
lesbian 1: don't date her either she is a political lesbian type 2, she will just use you for arm candy to prove she is the fat chick whomst can get the attractive lesbians.
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1. Code phrase used for a group of people getting together to smoke pot.
Guy 1:"What are you guys about to go do?"
Guy 2:"We are going to go talk politics."
Girl 1:"You guys going for a political conversation?"
Girl 2:"Yes, wanna come?"
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A lose,lose scenario.
Both parties buttfuck you.
But the Republicans are kind enough to use anal-lube!
The Democrats dry fuck ya!
There's very little point in voting.
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A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!
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A set of political beliefs which should focus on stressing the following:
-Social government programs seeking to improve the quality and equality of life such as Health care and Welfare
-Heightened strength of federal government to keep differing state governments close enough together to avoid conflict
-Protection of Constitutional rights of ALL people (even those who are not politically liberal)
Unfortunately, it is now also known for the following:
-Anti-religious zealotry seeking to censor any mention of God, thus restricting free speech, but only for religious individuals.
-Anti-conservative bigotry that viciously mock and criticize conservatives simply because they have different beliefs.
-Radical homosexual propaganda that makes anyone who disagrees with "Homosexuality is natural, healthy and good for society" out to be some sort of criminal.
I don't know how to explain to my friends that I'm politically liberal but not a total lying bitch like Rachel Maddow or other famous liberals.
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The spectrum in which you define your political stance.
Right_Reactionary-Conservative-Moderate-Liberal-Radical_Left
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