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a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.
When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.
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A hilarious name bestowed upon a child of asian descent, usually by unknowing foreign parents.
Chu Poon, Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Pat McCrotch, and the most infamous of all, Haywood Jablome
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A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.
How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!
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A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.
Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
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The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!
Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!
Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.
Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!
Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."