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pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her
"pretzel pop me daddy."
A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.
You can't have my furry pretzel!
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*
“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.
Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.