When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group
Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.
1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.
A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.
Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.
In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.