A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.
A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.
Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.
To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!
You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."
A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)
"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.
She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}