(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
Says im going to finish all my school work on time
me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator
Procrastinator on daily basis
Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—
Procrastinatior
It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks
It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)
Darwin is such a Procrastinator
Irina is the ultimate procrastinator. She should be working on her assignment, but isn't.
Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.
Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."