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Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
When a girl waves her bum in your face and you're guaranteed anal
She's throwing a peachy promise there lad
A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day
person 1: Dude you look like a duck
Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise
Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.
person 1: “you promise?”
person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”
The people pleaser who doesn't want to disapoint someone so they make a promise but add excuses to get out.
"I promise we'll do that later but I am busy right now." "You don't have to make unwilling promises, just say no."
A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
A discontinued brand of butter.
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.